Mum-thing to do: confuse religion with ethnicity
Late nights courtesy London friends left me struggling to get to sleep at a reasonable hour last night. My iPhone was (shock, horror) battery dead so I decided to read a little book Laurence (ahem, Santa) put in my stocking this Christmas. It’s called, “things to do now that you’re a MUM” and is ultra-yummy. It really is a fun book for any new mum to have.
That the author Elfrea Lockley is able to round up 600 “nice” things to do as a new mother is somewhat prodigious, I thought. Yes, I’m aware that new mothers are bombarded with thousands of things to do. But we’re not talking 4am feedings and stinky nappies here. Her suggestions are along the lines of “smile at other mothers”, “try a face stretch” and, one I thought was particularly sweet: “Turn early mornings with a baby into something beautiful – open the curtains and watch the sunrise together.”
But this I found hilarious when reading through the “Celebrations” section last night: “Celebrate Diwali, the Indian festival of light…it’s never too early for your child to learn about other faiths”. Sure, it’s never too early to learn about that great faith, Indianism.
Really, I just wanted to share that bit. Pedantic? Probably.